Chamaram-me Safira: Sabadeiro

quinta-feira, 10 de dezembro de 2009

Sabadeiro

Uma senhora estava sentada na porta de casa a dar sopa ao filho. O Nuno aproximava-se pelo passeio com a Safira. A senhor ausenta-se e deixa a sopa no chão. O Nuno prosseguiu e nem se apercebeu que a Safira foi direita à sopa. Ouviu a senhor a sair disparada de casa:

- AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII, a sopa do menino - e lançou um ar horrorizado à Safira que a olhava com aquele ar meloso

Vem outra senhora de dentro de casa e diz:

- Ah não te preocupes ela não é pitbull não vês que é meiguinha?

hmmm....óbvio para se ser um pitbull é preciso ser-se "mau"!

2 comentários:

nadea disse...: Tens de ser má princesa... tens de ser má! LOLOL :P

Mais um maravilhoso Sabadeiro xD

E tu.. linda como sempre.. com o teu ar meloso, de quem está a receber aqueles mimos bons, e ia retribuir com as habituais lambidelas doces.. linda! ;); 11 de dezembro de 2009 às 02:16
Tucha Maria disse...: e a sopinha tava boa, tava????
hehe - deixa lá - a Micas Maria rouba tudo o que apanha!!! e não é pitt bull:))) a menos que esteja disfarçada!!!
Bjs
Sofia e Micas Maria; 14 de dezembro de 2009 às 19:14

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Dogs Bite: But Balloons And Slippers Are More Dangerous.

Dogs are dangerous. And they are more dangerous to children than to adults. Not as dangerous of course, as kitchen utensils, drapery cords, five-gallon water buckets, horses, or cows. Not nearly as dangerous as playground equipment, swimming pools, skateboards, or bikes. And not remotely as dangerous as family, friends, guns, or cars.

Here’s the reality. Dogs almost never kill people. A child is more likely to die choking on a marble or a balloon, and an adult is more likely to die in a bedroom slipper related accident. Your chances of being killed by a dog are roughly one in 18 million. You are five times more likely to be killed by a bolt of lightning.

The supposed epidemic numbers of dog bites splashed across the media are absurdly inflated by dubious research and by counting bites that don’t actually hurt anyone. Even when dogs do injure people, the vast majority of injuries are at the Band-Aid level.

Dogs enhance the lives of millions more people than even the most inflated estimates of dog-bite victims. Infants who live with dogs have fewer allergies. People with dogs have less cardiovascular disease, better heart attack survival, and fewer backaches, headaches, and flu symptoms. Petting your dog lowers stress and people who live with dogs just plain feel better than people who don’t.

Yet lawmakers, litigators and insurers press for less dog ownership. This must stop. We must maintain perspective. Yes, dogs bite. But even party balloons and bedroom slippers are more dangerous.